control your insolence, the cunt is concentrating

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[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

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[bloodenjoyer]

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

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[yamineftis-art]

Crossed paths

My first Star Wars day after getting back into the fandom 🥺 May the 4th be with you!

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[ecrivainsolitaire]

The Lego Movie is something that only happens once in life because you cannot recreate the experience of being dragged to “stupid marketing ploy to sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds” and 90 minutes later come out of “surreal cosmic horror comedy about the existential dread of artistic expression and the meaning of free will with commentary on capitalist oligarchy. To sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds.”

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[deanbroco]

the three genres

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[leatherandmossprints]

‘Laziness’ by Félix Vallotton, c. 1896.

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[ottermatopoeia]

caterpillars in the chrysalis on day 3

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

This is actually a really hopeful way of looking at it.

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[goofpunk]

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

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[uzuriartonline]

Hobie 🎸

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[cannibalchicken]

[chariotofgod]

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[ahsokatonas]

THE CLONE WARS APPRECIATION WEEK | (1/31) favorite quote(s)
“ Remember the first and only reality of the Sith: There can only be two. And you are no longer my apprentice. ” – The Lawless, season 5 episode 16

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[spoondrifts]

howl is like if a gnc scarlet macaw was trapped inside the body of an orange tabby cat. michael is like if a newborn foal could do taxes. and sophie is like if an orca was a woman

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[marisatomay]

interview with the vampire (1994) is so funny because brad pitt was like i fucking hate it here i hate this character i will not read those dumb books i hate this shoot it’s all at night i’m so miserable i want to buy my way out of my contract but it’s a few million more than i can spare and david geffen won’t negotiate a lower price so i need everyone around me to be miserable too so i won’t shower in protest and tom cruise was like i’m having a *blast* i was such a fan of the vampire chronicles so i’ve been rereading the books and wow lestat has so much going on internally he’s my best friend my blorbo from work my wife and i moved to paris for a few months to get a feel for his era and culture and we love new orleans and i studied videos of large cats stalking their prey and i’ve been reading a lot of classical literature to really nail his vocabulary and vocal cadence and i lost 20lbs to really get that gaunt look and wow isn’t kirsten dunst so talented she should be claudia i’m going to make sure she gets the role i’m having so much fun i love it here and guess which one anne rice waged a very public war against until the studio had to step in because she was getting too nasty only for her to do an about face when the movie came out and proclaim that his performance would be remembered with olivier’s hamlet

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[gobbluthbutagirl]

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[mukodik]

[redblek]

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